Last Minute Halloween Costume

October 31, 2008

Authored by: Robert Klingler

  1. Get a dropcloth or old tablecloth
  2. Put it over your head
  3. Pin a dollar bill to the front (or make a fake $700-billion dollar bill)
  4. Now you’re the TARP program.

Warning #1:  If you’re attending a party with non-bankers/non-lawyers, people may just think you’re a ghost with your cab fare pinned to you in case you get drunk.

Warning #2:  Once you tell them who you are, you may find yourself in the “nerd corner” having an exclusive party of your very own.